Why the ever loving fuck does this bear have an age requirement? Dotard certainly doesn’t...

I have no problems spending it on other people, just hard to justify it for myself.

They actually weren’t that bad. This is Mooch hanging out just outside my office window:

If Megyn Kelly wants a job, possibly the only job she’s actually qualified for, she should go around explaining to these people that they’re just white.

That said, I really hope that doesn’t always hover over his head, because he seems willing to learn

Umm...how is Dotard trying his hardest to interfere with the democratic process not at least a little super illegal?

As if fucking Dotard even knows who Babe Ruth is.

Rick Scott feels like he’s owed this after having to deal with Harry Potter rebounding his killing curse.

Congrats on your COTD, $kay!

Well, well, apparently somebody already forgot about Bowling Green!

Who’s going to be surprised when, after the recount, it’s announced that Florida actually elected a lone stalk of corn to the Senate?

*Psssst. I’ve heard that if one sets themselves on fire, it totally owns the libs! But you didn’t hear it from me!*

Rubio’s tweet hurts my brain. How are they supposed to reveal how many votes they have left to count until they’ve counted them?

One of those shows filmed at a location I worked at several years ago. Fast forward a couple of months when the episode aired, there was a ‘shocking, full bodied apparition’ captured on the thermal cam.

it’s saying you like Liberia for black people.

How much you wanna bet I could throw a ball over those mountains?

Let us never forget the horrors of war when California took over BC. Casualties so high that they can only be compared, in sheer number alone, to the amount of lives lost during the Bowling Green Massacre.

Just make sure not to throw them in front of any bus Trap Palin’s been seen around.