*Grumbles* Fucking Nebraskans

Wish my local Planet Fitness had sex swings :( Being a poor sucks.

Does someone have to die before they really do something about stalkers?

and I can’t very well beat up the internet!

It’s working!! I AM FUCKING HYPED!!!

Dat inflection: And the scissors in, scissor position?

as I’ve never lived in a city as it was being enveloped in volcanic ash.

Purge yourself with delicious Tide Pods™ 

That one, this one

I mean, we’re obviously including all of Pennsyltucky and most of Ohio in there as well.

Since there’s really only one other option

I need an adult.

What the hell does someone like that have to offer an 18 year old

Ex and I did the horizontal shuffle a few times during the first few months after we separated. What probably made it easiest is that she went home afterwards instead of staying the night. I extended the offer, but she wisely declined.

Typical sheeple snowflake libtard cuck!11!1 You just don’t understand the difference between funny dismembering and cringey dismembering! Bet you think you know how tides work too, don’t you!!?!/1!?

The Saudis replied, “While the assi...disappearance of Khashoggi is somewhat troubling, we’ve decided to open an investigation into Benghazi....*whisper*what’s that? Oh, right,*whisper* we’ll also be investigating Obama’s birth certificate.”