“Just once, Jared, can you try to Be Best?”

I do not know what the winning debate strategy would be for Cruz

I googled “Squirtle Meme” for an appropriate picture.

“In breaking news, the entire Washington Post walked into a Starbucks and were never seen exiting”

Access to venues is granted based on one’s hand size compared against that of the normal population.

See also:

What if he becomes all his co-conspirators’ black friend?

I don’t even want to know what type of nonsense you’re having to dismiss, but let me sum up the appropriate reaction to fascist asshats:

That’s just one of his nicknames

Already gave him a giant ass Ikea 6 foot cat tower with multiple platforms and toys (this was for his birthday a year or two ago). He goes in it now and then but prefers his little two foot perch tower.

Did all their fan have a good time?

Sleeeeep tight fraaaaand

The Ugg boots have disappeared.

She vaguely reminds me of Skeletor 2.0. Anyone know if Kellyanne has any long lost siblings?

“Speaking on behalf of All Black People™, which I’ve decided I’m entitled to do because this isn’t all black people, it’s my own redesign, All Black People™, I have no problems with this”

Fridge cat says, “Fool me once, shame on you. There is no twice”

Amazing that a man worth almost 20 billion dollars can’t hire one marketing intern (or even an alcoholic Glitterbomb) to explain to him why it should be Tes-qui-la

Things got uncomfortable as I spent a solid 10 minutes trying to figure out what ‘boothis’ is. Worse so when I asked a co-worker if they knew and they explained it to me.

with her lesser known sister

I googled a cat-shark costume around Halloween last year while lounging with catterpusses on the couch.