Can we just list the things that don’t suck? I feel like that would be quicker.

Please ‘thoroughly’ investigate this person that’s getting a life time appointment to the highest court in the country

The Magicians, a summary:

The Magicians also started freely dropping hard f-bombs on cable, so they’ve got that going for them too. And I love it.

What were the majority judges’ arguments?

Is that the one where he cut the brake lines on a school bus, or from when he committed assault at a party?

Two statements to be judged accordingly:

“Dotard addressed the media”

After she left the White House, Fucking Dotard praised Hicks, calling her “as smart and thoughtful as they come, a truly great person.”

Whiny snowflake libtards are just behind on the game. Been dolphin fuckin’ for years!

nonverbal

Counterpoint: my sphincter never involuntarily tightened when looking at the Phanatic.

If you know the phrase ‘nails on a chalk board,’ I now present to you: Gilbert Gottfried on your soul.

You almost have to wonder if those journalists even bothered to search for Gritty.

Honestly, they could have just killed off Paige and let Prue live on, retroactively.

There’s only one platform worth running on:

The trick is to push us men to the maturity time limit (typically between 15 minutes and 2 hours) and see if we last.

Last time I went to Knoebels, it was pretty insane. So much poverty in the surrounding area, they’re in a demographic getting hit as hard, if not harder, than anyone, and yet the idiots still slobber over Dotard in between hits on the meth pipe.

I went on a date a couple weeks back and for half the six hour long date, I listened to her talk about some of the dates she had been on.

What’s in the box? Scott Stapp was in the box.