Mr. Yacht

They really need to stop with all these re-imaginings (with the exception of Michael Bay’s Titanic)

2/10 Grittys

you’ve got 2-4 men shoving short, stubby blades at you nonchalantly.

#RapingForJesus

Soon enough, voting itself won’t even matter.

“I was really conflicted about it, and I may even have lost some sleep last night. I didn’t, but the possibility that I could have was there.”

Can Skeletor actually be eaten by wolves, or just be gnawed on?

I’ve only watched the Yugioh abridged; these dbz ones are hilarious!

I believe what he was trying to say was:

“I know I’m a single white male from South Carolina, and I’m told I should shut up, but I will not shut up, if that’s okay.”

Notorious RBG could take him out when she’s had enough. The poetic justice of it all.

He’s basically the Senatorial version of Sex Panther; 60% of the time, he’s a worthless piece of shit 100% of the time.

I’m heartened by his Thoughts & Prayers for himself at having to vote to shove an alleged *at the least* attempted rapist to the SC.

You know those fuckers are doing to read this and Singer-out a ‘97 Corolla just to spite us all, right?

A thirsty network will drink out of whatever stagnant pond it comes across.

And for our entrée, we have this bag of dicks.

Someone needs to dish Tammie a healthy dose of shut the fuck up.

That’s fair. Hell, from the standpoint of Cheerios, it was just an ordinary old week!