I’m actually working with a client right this moment that would have gone otherwise unnoticed if not for the burning cross on her lawn that I saw from my cubicle 1600 miles away.

With a lil’ LS swap, anything can be hucked into the Chesapeake!

Sigh, my cat lets ANYONE do it to him. Worst. Guard. Cat. Ever.

ILLUMINATI IS PRETENDING TO BE Q WHILE TRYING TO KILL THE REAL Q WITH CHEMTRAILS AND HAARP!

Mine alternates between the same tactic and slowly creeping up to my ear while I’m sleeping and meowing loud enough that it could be an alarm that the world is ending.

Caucus? COCKYOU!

Yo’ brah, I heard you like yachts, so we threw a yacht in your yacht!

I never remember the specifics, but with a quick search:

Yeah, but when has the right ever done things even remotely as horrific as what the left did at Bowling Green?

I think if you click on the 3 little bubbles by the star you can extract the direct link to the comment and post that.

If they want to start fracturing their own party, who are we to stop them?

Ohhhh the pool jobs. I was a lifeguard for two or three years and yeah, while the schenanigans went on during the shift, hoooly shit the stuff that went down after we “closed up” for the day...

I got licked by a drunk customer

I would invite him to my house in Jersey, but my little asshole Winpin (who is a 10lb mountain lion) would decide to keep him and then I’d have two cats that never shut up and even less space in bed.

Cat used bladder pounce! It’s super effective! Sesso has fainted!

I’m blissfully fortunate in that if there are any Dotard supporters in my office, they know to keep their mouths shut. 

Counterpoint: you know every swing of that pickaxe was felt right in Dotard’s heart, because people loving him and pretending he’s accepted by the Hollywood elites he idolizes is all he cares about.

O’Keefe needs to take some lessons on how to video-mash.

Ah. Yeah the Vector people made it sound reeeeeal sweet, and then they got to the “and you too can join by purchasing your investment kit, but you just sell that and insta-profit! And it’s only $499.99!”

Who is dumb enough to read the script and say to themselves... “Yea, using the N-word on camera will have positive consequences”.