Idk about you, but

Trick question: they’ll start applying to Howard U, Xavier U and Tuskegee U and screaming reverse racism (more than they already do; I actually had a HS classmate over 10 years ago that pulled this shit. No, moron, your 1.xx GPA and 800-900 SAT score is why nobody wants you, including your mom)

As a white, male smoker, I’ve had Beckys share their unsolicited opinions on where I should and shouldn’t be smoking. I told them to kindly fuck off. They did. No cops, no building managers, just a meek Becky fucking right on off.

“Yes, ma’am, there’s um, there’s a (covers mouth; hushed whisper) black person who claims she lives here, in my white apartment complex, which is hogwash, and she’s smoking either a cigarette or probably a blunt, you know how they are, by the stairwell”

*Ahem*

I just saw her AIM away message and it was bizarrely spaced Dashboard Confessional lyrics; have we reached the end!!?!

American Jesus and American God are both white men holding guns

Option 3, the conspiracy route: This is an arranged marriage set up by the Illuminati to distract us from the chemtrails being pumped into our system by our future overlords, the Mole People.

Pete’s #2 in her top 8, but she’s #4 on his. I smell the drama brewing and await her next LiveJournal update.

Someone needs to tell this illegal immigrant to Be Best and just fuck off.

Wonder if it’d give him a fatal aneurysm if somebody explained to him that Jesus was not only a Jew, but was also not white.

Artist’s rendering of how a mass trebuchet killing would play out:

BPD (the illness, not the person) can DESTROY everyone in the path of the sufferer.

The only way this could have gotten more privilege-y would be if the cops had ‘accidentally’ shot a black person in the vicinity while arresting her.

We handle bushes. Specialize in edging.

“Two child tickets to Fiji please!”
“Ohh sounds fun, what will they be doing there?”
“The Naihehe Caves”
“......nice.”

You want industrious youth? I started my first business at 8 with a neighbor. S&M Services was booming.