Did they stop at a restaurant on the way back, or did they all pack a lunch?
I got paid to shovel shit and I kinda liked it.
Huh. Welp, if anyone wondered what Fat Richard Rawlings was up to lately...
The left needs to grow a collective fucking spine and flat out refuse to play this fucking game. They wouldn’t let Obama appoint a justice because it was ‘unfair since it was his last year in office.’ Fucking Dotard is currently under investigation for NUMEROUS crimes. STOP FUCKING AROUNDAND STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY DEMS.
Things I have found it particularly valuable to use during: Job interviews. Family parties. Funerals.
#TeamMonorail
“In a completely unsurprising move, the Supreme Court has decided, 5-4, to overturn Circular 3951 because, in the words of shuffling bag of dicks Thomas, ‘Prisoners are pretty much not people, and the prison more or less owns them, so why not make use of them?’ The embodiment of Turkish Eye Goggles sees absolutely no…
Asswads like that don’t yell speak English. They yell SPEAK ‘MURICAN, in their typical speech patterns that barely pass for English on a good day.
That was our rule growing up. 50 house community where everyone knew everyone.
I took the high/low road and use the superior parenting style: no kids. Woohoo! More money for my selfish ass to spend on schenanigans and Tom Foolery!
The seat belt for all 5 kids wedged in the front bench, you mean. The fuckers in the second row were on their own!
Look mommy! It’s White Panther! And Iron White! And Thor!
Maybe we can get the dealers selling the drugs that people are OD’ing on to sell drugs to the government so they can use said drugs to kill the dealers?
“your mom” jokes in middle school were literally Vlad The Imapler, though.
Alex Jones was actively telling his devoted morons that they need to be camping the Hen out
In The Bushes, hosted by that asshole.