*scribbles notes furiously*

“I’m going to take your child to get bathed.”

Dora The Explorer-murderer-rapist

Activities include: Sailing, hiking, camp fires, being locked in cages and not allowed to leave. We like to give options, so you’re free to sign up for anything that interests you and only attend the last! Also, you’re not free.

“For what shall it profit a man, if he gain the whole world, and suffer the loss of his soul? Idk, but fuck those kids”

Cartel leaders these days are menacing as fuck.

“Too green. She’s a 6. Wouldn’t bang”
“...it’s a fucking statue.”
“She’s a 4. Still wouldn’t bang”

Lady Liberty, go suck a bag of dicks.

Fox & Friends: “Party traitor Dick Painter has a thing against fake boobs.”

To be fair, every candidate the Right puts up is basically Dickbutt...

so he’s trying to use the D to get in

About as deep as his knowledge of bird law.

#BowlingGreen #DickSlaps2002 #NeverForget

“Hey, Dotard? It’s me, Michael. Michael Cohen. You know, your ex lawyer? I represented you for twenty odd years. Yeah, Lil’ Mikey. Sure. Anyways, could you maybe spot me, like, $130,000 that you owe me anyways? Hello? Helllllo?”

It’s not exactly the magic bullet that killed JFK

#TurkishEyeGoggles

What is this Newark you speak of? I have never heard of such a place and one certainly does not exist in NJ. Is it near that blank spot on the map just north of Elizabeth where nothing good resides?

This is a dumb idea...

I’m equal parts sure that this is 107% illegal and the Republican administration will do all of jack shit about it.

They should just give them a nice little town that they can live in and are not allowed to leave unless it’s via train to a camp in the woods with large shower facilities.