Make America Somalia’s Boarders Again

We need to find a better way to get that message across to these willfully ignorant dumbasses.

“Officer, I was at Shop Rite to buy groceries...”
“Oh yea? Well how do I know you weren’t also buying crack?”
*deploys taser, baton, gun. sprinkles crack on corpse*

I will not be swayed by the dishwashing liquid Deep State!!!

I think we all give (or take) a few Charity Dicks from time to time.

My white ancestors came here a generation ago with the dream of kicking brown people out of their longer-established homes. Murrica!

OTHER others may look at the pile of shit on your rug and think, “Excellent, I hope your dog shits on everything you love.”

“Anyone with the last name Trump should shut the fuck up and take a long walk off a short pier”

Supreme Court says it’s cool to violate the Constitution

“gear list” of what members should bring to protests (cargo pants, neckbeards [leave chins at home], gloves for whatever fucking reason these people seem to love wearing gloves)

And don’t forget, she also gave speeches. Do you hear me? DO YOU??! SPEECHES, I SAY!

Parties of a lemon-y variety? Two females with one drinking cup? MEATSPIN!!?

“I don’t want to take all the credit

We New Jerseyiagans have some pretty awesome corn. TAKE US WITH YOU!

I’m with you there on the selling. I can get a minor bail out to make sure the mortgage for this and last month are covered (although it’ll absolutely destroy my pride to have to use it), but selling the house is starting to look all too much like an unavoidable future. And a terrifying one at that.

am living in my house alone which is too big and too much money to keep up long. So now I have to decide if I try to find new roommates or sell my house. And then wtf do I do? And I’ve basically given up on dating sites because there’s too many idiots out there.

If it was living with a friend or something, I wouldn’t mind it as much. But when it’s living with someone for the sole fact that you need their money, it SUCKS.

I am a champion dumpster diver

Ugh. It’s going on 4 months since my kind-of-ex and I separated, and holy fuck bills get out of hand real fast when you lose that second income. I’m legit terrified of losing the house unless I pull some wizardry out of my ass in the next few days. And that’s not even mentioning all the other bills that are stacking…

Obvious things are obvious; Tommy Wiseau.