So...sweatshop?

I have no doubts that a firm slap on the hand and a strongly worded talking to about why it’s wrong he was caught on camera are both on their way.

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Someone should have the police do a Being Best check on her to make sure she’s even still being.

Release it. If it sucks, I’m going to blame John Lennon’s death on it.

use it strategically, instead of as a comma

Only if it’s in the italics. Nothing says double entendre like:

When people ask you what you do, in a hushed, Hail-Hydra-eqsue manner, lean in and whisper, “Pearl Specialist,” pull back and stare mysteriously into their eyes for a few seconds, and finally turn and slink away.

Pence: “Listen, Joe. This shitstorm of an administration is really getting in the way of me trying to round up the gays for execution...”

Yuge hands.

military experimentation on marine mammal

“I didn’t vote for him because promised to legalize kid-fucking, but, I mean, now that we can...”

There’s Disney and Deep State, but you know what also has a D in it? CHEMTRAILSD!

but a white dude can stab a black person in the chest with a burning cross and its all “We cant rush to judgement, you dont know what he meant!”

She just hangs around and BeBest.

Ship Lap Gaines

He’s salty because we’re never going to find out if Joanna eventually has pity sex with Clint.

I hope there are those soap dispensers on poles near by. You know, so after the homeless eat kernels out of your hands, you can sanitize properly.

She’s a blonde model, so possible future ex of T-Swizzles?

I love the books but haven’t seen all the movies - I understand they don’t do the Snape story justice though. Is that right?