There's a term for people like her: Fox News contributor.

It is so sad and upsetting to see a crazy, xenophobic American driving a Hyundai. If we can't rely on ranting racists to buy American, who can we rely on?

A+ racism. That shit is pure, uncut. The good stuff.

One could argue more deaths have occured while playing shuffleboard...

Wait - am I wrong for standing to wipe my ass?

You're a leading astrophysicist, and you just discovered a rift in the space-time continuum that will end the universe as we know it in one year. There is absolutely no way for humanity to avoid this fate from happening. Do you tell everyone the sad news and watch pre-apocalyptic bedlam consume the planet, or keep…

Could he be on to something? Let me explain...if you rearrange the letters in "Ryan Leaf", you end up with "Aryan Elf". Aryan, by definition (according to the scientific and linguistic journal of wikipedia) is "A member of an (alleged) master race comprised of non-Jewish Caucasians". As we all know, the Browns' mascot…

Heres a nightmare for every parent: One time a girl answered my CL personal ad while she was babysitting and invited me over. And I went over there. We mostly hung out on the couch and made out PG-13 style but I could have seriously killed everyone in the house.

So tell me, did I overreact? He OWED me that coffee, right?

To the kid at the job wasting time: do ONE thing everyday at around 10AM, tell your boss about it right before lunch and ASK him to do something that requires him to think..... this step is very important. He won't do it until like...3PM usually. if he does it at all which is 50% of the time. Most of the time he…

Who gives a shit about that?

I suppose you think that ESPN's fellatio of JFF led to the Browns drafting him. If so, please provide evidence. If not, please provide evidence that the Browns front office isn't stupid, as history seems to me to contradict your assertion.

I don't really care about it being unfair to men. Actually, I don't really care at all. I'm just saying that if women are going to stoop to our level of sexism, then men have no incentive to change their behavior. So bash us for sexism or join us in it, but doing both just works against yourself.

I thought the change to the comment system was supposed to prevent stuff like this from being posted.

I have no desire to watch this, as I've already seen the Paris Hilton sex tape.

For fuck snakes

Thanks Tracie, I'm really looking forward to seeing that later today!

When will you be posting the illustrations of what Disney princess pussies look like?

I specifically requested this art.

Especially since most kids are smarter than their parents when it comes to technology.