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Glen Perkins: coffee is for closers
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And then they marry you.

You forgot the part where an inexplicably angry guy writes an entire paragraph about it for some reason that no one can really pin down.

bellspalsy27 would never have been so rude. God I miss that guy.

It's a popular thing to name yourself after these days. At least 31 other commenters agree.

Genital warts has a better chance of slowing down Sammy Watkins.

To be fair, who the fuck has heard of a Lew Toller?

Don't sleep on the annoyed shove Berman gives him at the end, either.

Meanwhile, Stewart's crew keeps reassuring him that Ward is only a speed bump in his career.

1. Kevin Ward, Jr. was gallant.

(1) That's Tony Stewart

Fuck you, nerd.

Greg,

The Chmura jersey wasn't available?

Poor Daniel looks like his dad bet his entire life savings on Germany to win the World Cup.

What does Johnny Football think about all this?

I was planning on proposing to my then girlfriend (now my wife) at the Superdome, so I called the Saints organization to try and get field passes. After being transferred numerous times, I somehow got Mickey Loomis' number and explained to him how my girlfriend was a die-hard fan and how it would make her very happy

POC like myself are just looking for discrimination,

yea because you have actually asked people this question. your full of it

Excellent piece Greg...wow.