I actually like having the pitcher bat. When he comes through, it's like the handicapped kid finishing a race. Doesn't matter what the score is, doesn't matter who he gets the hit off, doesn't matter if it's a well hit ball or just a little nubber that dies in the grass. Everyone cheers.

Which would make them 10 when they had the kid! There's the bigger issue.

I got to see RJ Bowers play RB for a year at Grove City College. He was in his 20s while he played there because I think he played minor league baseball a few years. The game plan was just handing off to him 95% of the plays and they won 9 or 10 games. He was briefly the all-time rushing leader for the entire NCAA, so…

crushed a few *hamburgers*

Splashing water is my No. 1 worst. I can't think of one thing that is more enjoyable and infuriating between two human beings only 10 years apart.

That guy is only ten years removed from his kid who splashes in the tub?

The NL's insistence on playing games in three hours or less is why it's the best brand of baseball.

more appropriately, it would be like having Adam Dunn participate in a strikeout competition.

I would assume he used the ancient technique of "buying wholesale from China."

Fuck that guy.

As a pedestrian in NJ, I think that both drivers and cyclists are dangerous asshats.

"That's always how the story ends for the loyal ones. They never realize, until it's too late, that the loyalty ran one way"

That Brad Johnson story is the best.

Greg Schiano just needed a few more years to show what he could do.

but at least one of those problems won't be "You propped me up on a tv show about how fucking crazy you are. "

In an attempt to be more friendly and open to anyone who isn't white, they might start by changing the name of their state to Alabarackobama.

Marine Todd wouldn't have bought a bunch of pies. Marine Todd would have backflipped over to the kid, snapped his neck with one twist of his patriotic hands, and then ripped off the kid's mask to reveal it was really BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, and which point the Mom would have opened up her coat to reveal a bomb she…

He wasn't a Marine named Todd was he?

Love reading all the 20 year olds' opinions in here. Thanks for chiming in, Brayden.