It I should die unexpectedly I request that I be cremated and my ashes thrown in Jay Cutler’s face.

Meanwhile, this dipshit Midwestern Lion found safety.

When I saw his name, my mind couldn’t accept that he was involved in the trade so I read it as him reporting on the trade, and I thought “Oh cool, LaTroy Hawkins in a baseball reporter now.” He’s old. I’m old.

Kristafrican Prozingis.

It might not’ve been unfair to Cowherd, cause he’s a dope and his message was still offensive and stupid.

I used to strongly dislike him but I love him this year. I bought an ARod shirt to troll the shit out of people like you. Rocking it in DC and Baltimore has been the height of hilarity. It’s a game bruh, chill out.

leather chucks? ok mr fancypants.

How has no one picked up on the fact that two prominent free agents had a name within a name: LaMarcGasolDridge? Seems like this should be bigger news.

What I’m looking for is Miller High Life. Which, in some places, costs only $7 for a six-pack.

The Diamondbacks’ predilection towards violence has been well documented since their inception. Lest we forget Randy Johnson’s unforgivable cruelty towards animals.

“You could smell it at practice.”

Almost like dreaming of working at ESPN and having to deal with us scrubs, right Barry?

And now, in a prime example of life imitating art, Craggs really has screwed the pooch.

And Scherzer got 5 in the same zone in two fewer innings pitched. The strike zone was even for both teams.

You don’t get 52 assists by doing the dirty work in the crease.

I”ll just leave this here. Thunder Dan!

ooohh crowdsourced trolling?

+1 based on screen name alone.

Okay, can we talk about how that wheelie around the turn was bananas? Dude is ONE with that bike.

When I bought my Harley, I purposely looked for a carb - because I had never owned a carbureted anything before. Carbs are easy as shit to work on. All you need is a screwdriver, and a brain.