I am a casual basketball fan. What is the point of being a Timberwolves fan? For years they had a superstar and could do nothing except trade him? Why care?

I've been convinced since day one that Wiggins plans to eventually play for the Raptors. Maybe Minnesota will be able to get a good package for him then.

Cleveland is now a "Destination City". Let us all reflect on our lives and how we ended up here

That will mean a lot when the Cavs still win by 30

If this works out like every other Timberwolves trade has worked out, Love will win a Title within two years and Wiggins will leave as an unrestricted Free Agent within five.

Ah yes, the opinion section. Truly the best place for 'facts'.

Houston is so awful, it is often referred to as "The Houston of America." Also, this is representative of someone from Houston.

Here's an idea: stop being an idiot.

A few tidbits about the Houston Texans:

You know your fans are dumb when the guy wearing the Houston Ed Reed jersey is walking away from the fire rather than throwing that jersey into it.

Did LeBron actually sign with Philadelphia?

Yeah... I'm going to go ahead and wager my entire life savings on "the world."

Only if he buys him dinner first.

>>>I made $21,492 just last month pissing on graves as a public service. Just check out the new BMW in my driveway and you'll want in on this great opportunity too!<<<

But...it could be!

Vin Scully is a national treasure, Exhibit No. 973,948:

Crowd: "Balfour!"

The Hurt Locker

I am so profoundly excited that these columns are back. Wonderful to be consuming some fresh haterade as the summer moves back to fall.

Exactly. It's like saying 'This is why cyclists hate drivers...'