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Glen Perkins: coffee is for closers
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Take my money.

Got Damn! I say GOOOTTTTT DAMMMNNN

Joe Mauer.

Do not fucking brake. Period. Downshift, yes, even in an automatic. Never completely stop, no matter how slow you end up approaching a red light or a turn.

C.O.W

very true, but thems are the breaks.

What the fuck is "chez mix"?

You are correct sir.

I agree about that throw. I mean so much on the line I definitely thought we were about to see one of those fumble-copter throws that just spin out of the punter/kicker's grasp. But really don't think he picks up the first down. He needed to get to the 9 and was pretty much starting from the 28 yard line when #31

I will preface this by lamenting that yes, everything happens at insane speeds, but that in essence is football. While watching this live, I thought to myself 'what in the hell did AJ Hawk just do?' Check the 4-second mark of the video above: Packers #31 is only about 1.5 steps away from the punter who will need to

Hey multi-millionaire NBA stars, come play the Average Joe's gym squad. They have a dude who acts like a pirate and their coach throws wrenches at them for practice! I bet there is basically no risk that we seriously injure ourselves playing against a bunch of amateurs.

Agreed completely. It was a fun ride that year, but by no means was I ever a Favre fan. We were the rebound team to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. It was inevitable that it would all blow up in his face.

Paul Allen is great BECAUSE he is a homer. What moron was trying to argue otherwise?

Sure, interview the guy in the Rage Against the Machine T-shirt about "no out of law-ness happening here man". Seems like a chill dude though.

Holy shit-balls

$1,142 / month to rent that place (pre-arson).

I was at that game, you were terrible.