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“What are ‘nerds’?”

OMFG!!! Thank you. How vacuous and bullshit do people want their entertainment to be that their idea of variability and freshness is a new name dressed up as the same character ad infinitum!?

I will never, EVER understand to desire to see (once) unique comic book characters essentially copied over and over until there is little to nothing unique about any of them.

No, they drive young people to lose their minds, stockpile illegal firearms from the back of Tyrone’s Monte Carlo because you gotta protect yourself from the police in these parts, fam, and hate their neighbors.

You’re right, liberals did.

Cleveland’s strategy of “Let KD dunk all over us” may have been ill advised.

As far as anyone can tell, he was mad about the fact that Harper rocked his shit two times during the 2014 NLDS.

An ice cube will not make a burger moist. An ice cube will make a burger wet. Wet, and flavourless. You need fat because fat gives you moisture and flavour.

Gawker and Valleywag are dead. You can let go now.

HULK NEEDS FOOD BADLY

Hah! Not if you ask some folks here. Apparently I am just wrong. C’est la vie.

Up until now, I’ve always thought that Warner didn’t really know what they were doing with their DC properties.

The mega destroyer can turn into a mega-maid.

NCAA: “There are 380,000 NCAA student-athletes, and most of them will go pro in something other than sports. We’ll be the only pimp, thank you very much”

That’s why it’s not called the teethbrush.

So you’ve noticed that people who value self-reliance tend to think more self-reliantly?

The movie is apparently very clearly fine with spending a lot of time dealing with the Rangers’ teen struggles.

I feel like the walking dead is just filler in between season premiers and finales.

Fant4stic is everyone’s punching bag. Even the WB must look to that film and say “Well, at least we weren’t that.”

No, a job should generate compensation commensurate with the work provided.