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He puts his underwear on last. 

“Honestly this policy is a no-brainer.”

Yeah, you have to have no brain to support it.

I find it delightfully ironic that President Zod is erroneously upset about a call against a team whose best player is named Khalil.

Um, it’s highly unlikely it’s the Republican judge you would need to worry about.  Not a long history of Republican judges siding with criminals.  It’s more likely the social justice warrior judge you need to worry about.  They don’t want to offend the criminal.  Much better to prosecute the person who was the victim

Maybe move out of the crappy blue state taxing you to death?

Black Panther has/will not age well. 

Sir, this is an Arby’s drive-through.

Trump is smarter than Colbert.  Trump is the president and Colbert is a closeted, bitter, angry loser.  Also, for the record, Trump has never been bankrupt, sweetie.  Journalism “school” failed you.

ITT: Millennials acting like they’re the first people to ever have to face crushing student loan debt, disruptive technology, and a crap economy and job market while being condescended to by previous generations.

The amount of political bumper stickers (regardless of political leanings) is directly proportional to the nuttiness of the owner/driver.

stop

2025: Untitled Calendar Man movie chronicles his struggle to find a release date not already taken by Marvel property.

Opening scene of Aquaman:

I don’t know. Can you really say that about him anymore? Most of what he does now seems to involve large scale stuff and supervillains, and a lot of stories have shown Bruce to be pumping a ton of philanthropic dollars into Gotham (especially during the Snyder run) specifically with the goal of making people less

While Batman may be able to deal with his underlying anger issues and other mental health problems associated with his initial trauma that wanted him to be Batman by getting help, he’s still a massively spoiled rich boy who gets his adrenaline jollies by beating up people less economically advantaged than him.

That was more disturbing to me than the guy who jerked off at Arby’s.

Michigan State just offered him a chancellorship. This state has done one hell of a heel turn over the past two years. Is there something in the water in that state? Oh right.

Wonder Woman was not a good movie. It was a bad movie with a great lead.

It’s worse than Thor The Dark World.

That’s the spin, the more truthful answer is: