Sounds like what you really need is to figure out how hoses work.

Wooden Clubs? Typical pussy libtard, trying to take away our guns. Fucking commie. Move to Canada and play pussyball you hippy.

Where will you guys go with your topical humor after next week? I don’t know but I can’t wait to find out.

I understand the hesitance. Until Dak gives a back-breaking effort, it’s absolutely premature to compare him to Romo.

They are, but not with Jake Long at tackle. He was terrible and made Kahlile look like a Pro Bowler.

You win the racism card bonus for this post. Congratulations?

Not for long.

Haha! Committing a crime because you disagree with someone’s politics! Haha!

Regardless of political affiliation, that statue is good. Leave the statue alone.

My life-long personal philosophy of “If it burns stop putting it on your face” remains effective.

The only fascism I’m seeing in play tonight is the dogmatic, scorched earth attacks on Palmer Luckey personally and professionally for the audacity of not towing the party line politically.

I want nothing more to do with Clinton cronyism, corruption, and double-speak. I was thrilled when Obama upset Hillary in 2008 because I thought it would be the end of the Clintons. Wishful thinking.

Meme Magic is real!!! I’m a nimble navigator and proud of it. Sorry I can’t keep quiet any longer! It’s sad that we can’t say we are Trump supporters because we will be labeled as racist or self hating. I’m Hispanic and voting for DJT!!!

Or celebrating his own personal achievement and acting like they were going to lap their opponent when it was 17-7.

If you’re truly dedicated, every pizza is an individual pizza.

I think the Mets fan is in fact joking around himself. We have now entered the infinite feedback loop of jokes and possibly not getting jokes and commenting about not getting jokes that were possibly just jokes themselves, or as I like to call it: Peak Deadspin.

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL?

> Ambidextrous relief pitcher Pat Venditte is ambidextrous has been Major League Baseball for about a year.

So am I, because a guy from Boston rooting for the Steelers is automatically an asshole in my book.