Good dad, my ass. Look at how badly that kid’s missing his spots.

Ummmmm, what the fuck kind of seats are those? You may as well sit in the parking lot.

Because the sky belongs to a woman, obviously. It’s No Man’s Sky. Women are still eligible for sky ownership.

This information negates the entire plot of Cool Runnings

#hottake

Buffalo residents will travel anywhere for cleaner water.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

you’re welcome, idiots

Sacré bleu!!!

This is the best bad comment I’ve ever seen on Kinja, and I just saw some idiot post that Hillary Clinton is already the most accomplished president ever.

“It’s real to me”

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

Suck my ass loser. I am a Gen Xer. Well-educated, making a shitload more money than most Millennials, and who never got anything for free and don’t want my taxes to fund some fucking French Lit major who might decide to make candles after college or maybe try to monetize her Youtube channel about her lipstick reviews.…

I was born in 76, my brother in 89, and there is a world of difference between my latchkey, independent, throwing-rocks-at-birds childhood than how he was raised - “playing” baseball on YMCA teams, teachers praising each and every one of his art pieces as good (when they were crap) and seeing his classmates be coddled…

Here’s my message to Bernie supporters, the precious snowflake Millennials:

Rudy sucked balls.

can succeed ≠ expected to succeed.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."