During one of our 8th grade basketball games our 7th grade team, who had already finished playing, tried tricking our opponents into thinking that the halftime buzzer was approaching when there were still 20+ seconds left. They dribbled around frantically until one of our team members stole the ball, believed our 7th…

Needs more matte

That's middle school basketball shit. "Coach said after a made basket the 4-man inbounds the ball!"

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M5

According to Belichick the O.J. Simpson case has been over for a long time so nobody should talk about it ever again.

This is probably a little nicer but the Samir Nasri goal that happened about 10 minutes ago is also nice. Verrrry nice.

This may be the one Crossfit workout he doesn't tell everyone he knows about

As someone who has seen a handful of NBA highlights from this young NBA season I feel confident in saying that Josh Smith is the worst player in the NBA.

That's what I was going for!

What a lug nut

So did she and her kid win the middle school science fair or what?

Now THAT is a reason to assault one of your teammates with a broomstick in the locker room

So the head ref from last weekend's Ohio State-Penn State game is also a linesman for professional Belgian soccer? Weird.

Did you hear that bell? He had to knock him out quickly. In a matter of seconds that place was going to be flooded by 4th graders heading to recess.

That's not a bad idea Harold! If all options are on the table we could also have teams play 4 on 4 on a small pitch inside one of those fancy hotel conference rooms where the heat will barely be noticeable. Or we can set the pitch up like a foosball table and have all players stay confined in an 8x8 air conditioned…

Guess I have to stop licking money hoping for traces of cocaine

How did that team find out what Marty Mornhinweg's secret 4th and Goal play was?