What does this have to do with Gareth Bale's dick?

Pretty sure all this angst comes from knowing his father was the lead in Wild Wild West

Get rid of the fucking DH

Come here grandson. Let me tell you about the time I threw a penalty flag as a guy celebrated breaking an NFL record.

I'm really looking forward to Papelbon leaving Philadelphia, playing well again, and then turning into a complete piece of shit/terrible baseball player and pissing off a fan base. Again.

I tell ya it was windy godammit!

11. Mayweather ducking Manny deprived us of potentially the greatest sporting event in the 2000's Fuck him for that.

Excellent Pupil Suspended for Enlarged Pupils

Is he better than Freddy Adu?

Terrible. We're supposed to just sit back and smile while our national anthem gets beaten, stomped on, and dragged through the mud? This country is going to shit.

Word has it the brawl began when one fan claimed their team was more suited than the other to play in the Meineke Car Care Bowl

When I was a kid, 7 or 8, my brother and I were outside shooting hoops when we spotted a bird's nest high up in a tree and for some reason we decided it would be fun to throw the ball at it and knock it down. Because you know, free bird's nest. So I step back, launch a chest pass/shot into the air, and drill the…

I wouldn't even want to bunt against that

Its fine. $119,000 of those dollars was used to build that Rutgers Formula-1 car.

I don't think anything could top Drew's 2013 assessment:

I thought all zoo animals in Ohio escaped and were shot dead a few years ago?

Ugh, fine. We'll wait until they score 13 points against Cleveland in Week 1 before calling for his head.

When a minor league hockey team located in the desert can't make it work then I don't know what to believe in anymore.

Pffff. I've been doing that to the Redskins organization for years.

Finds a safe place in the corner, farts, returns to the group, thinks they're on the radio the whole time