It’s an okay story, I guess.

Four whole years. BOO FACKIN HOO

“The inches we need are everywhere around us.”

Fuck Pittsburgh

Don’t you mean Maryland?

Guess they finally tapped out the whole lucrative “fat people who frequent amusement parks” demo

This still represented a vast improvement over the previous day’s practice, when Manuel’s first pass was intercepted and returned for a touchdown by the Patriots' corporate hospitality tent.

I used to play pretty seriously. The rules are simple. The main goal is to achieve “The Queen’s Errand,” or have the most netted balls by the end of the crow’s watch. If the pepper is placed in your path, you have to wheel the cranberry using only the poetic side of your bike. The lines on the court indicate the…

For real? Chris Webber is one of the best young analysts in the game. In games he calls, he provides terrific insight. Rose has just gotten a big head over the past few from being on the Mothership so much...

"This is not a drill."
-Eli Manning after 12 minutes of trying to screw in a 2x4 with a toothbrush.

Oblivious Fan: [Looks at her friend's Team Stream app]

For the rest of us, the entire Dan Snyder era—including him, his string of coaches, his terrible drafts and trades, and the idiotic fans who don't think their nickname is racist—is an unending party at which you can drink heartily to every screw-up, every dysfunction, and every stupid move and you never, ever get a…

The Electrocardiogram Slide.

Pocket Jacks though are probably the worst beat.

Wanna know who still buys CDs? These people do, which is why "shirtless country" is a thing now. It's basically country-twanged pop rock based around dumb bumpkin escapist fantasies and performed by wholesome non-threatening rubes whose greatest dream is to become the new Jimmy Buffett. These tours are a huge deal…

Brazil isn't the third world nor a shithole and that joke wasn't funny

"If people don't support this thing, it might not make it."

There's no way of knowing.

Listen, fuck face, I would have loved to embed the video of the highlight, but the clip on MLB's site is currently "not available for sharing." And if we rip the video and post it on our own, we get a cease and desist letter. So take it up with them.

I saw an exhibition of this once in L.A.. One team was wearing red, and one was wearing blue, and they were fighting in the middle of the street. I didn't see any refs, and I think some of them had weapons, and then the police came and everyone ran, except one guy who may have been dead. It was good clean fun, I'm…