When Elisabeth Fucking Hasselbeck is the voice of reason you know you've said something really stupid.

Mmm drafting Winston would probably be a wise move.

I can't believe the guy in the cargo shorts used a time machine to travel from 2003 to 2014 to attend a Mets game. What a waste.

I want more!

The selfie needs to be dragged out into the woods, tied to a tree, and pelted in the face with rocks until it dies a slow painful death.

Whatever the opposite of Bleacher Report is. And MLB highlights without the required 30 second advertisement that precedes the clip. Fuck I hate those.

Come to the Cubs! Our new Starlin Castro-Javier Baez-Addison Russell-Troy Tulowitzki four headed SS defensive alignment is the wave of the future.

The Incredibly Racist Burt Wonderstone

Miami won? I figured the Cleveland Cavaliers would end up with the 1st pick again.

When told of the news Mike Shanahan was so upset he reportedly became very flush in the face and exhibited a thousand yard stare

I'm so sick of the media misinterpreting what an athlete says and does and then crafting their own story. That clearly sounded like a shart.

Stop crying. I didn't hear Lawrence Phillips complain when he came in with a .32

How does Bosnia not get out of their weak group and move up 2 spots while Algeria advances, plays Germany pretty tough, and drops 2 spots?

According to local citizens this is just another brown eye for the World Cup in Brazil

He's a moron and is doing this to himself but he clearly has problems and is ruining his life and you're happy about it because of fantasy football? You're an asshole.

This is all true. But Greece winning Euro 2004 will always give me hope that we can slip through the cracks before we're due. And by slip through the cracks I mean make it to the semi-finals.

Mmmmaybe thats Chelsea's new lion logo? And maybe the Champions League final is called the Super Bowl now? And maybe....oh fuck it. Dipshit.

But without all that advertising how will people know about the Super Bowl? Seems fair to me.

All Sport = Nuclear Horse Piss

I remember when they did this for the '94 World Cup and clicking on Alexi Lalas's name sounded like this