Dock him a day's pay for napping on the job

Lighten up Francis. EVERYONE remembers Bush threw a dart right down the middle. And I remember it as the most impressive thing he did.

Jacob Williamson is television GOLD.

Not as embarrassing as when Brett Favre lost an arm wrestling match and had to wear a jersey with his penis size on it

50 Cent has been making terrible chin music for years

What do I do for a living? I pop into press rooms 20 minutes after a sporting event ends then ask everyone what happened. Then I right a little article about it. Its good work if you can get it!

To the people reading this and posting negative comments about soccer - Have fun getting beaten over the head for the next 2 months by "stupid soccer news" while most of the world is loving it. I'm sure the fact that your favorite WR made a sick catch in mini camp is wayyyyy more interesting.

Amazing. Usually Natty Light and beer shits happen so quickly that you don't have time to grab a photo.

Who exactly is LOSING to this guy in their bids to be FIFA president?? Gary Bettman's half-wit impotent schizophrenic cousins? Blatter is the fucking worst.

I'd like some analysis on what Hibbert needs to do in these next 1-2 games to pass Larry Costello. Score 55 points in 4 minutes?

Pearl Jam > Nirvana. No "because" or explanation necessary.

Not trolling an unrelated fan base/sport, but this series has recent Washington Capitals playoff appearances alllllll over it.

I think the format and accompanying chart make perfect sense. The game itself is what I'm still trying to figure out...

Considering the sports jersey is considered formal wear in Pittsburgh I'm not so sure this list is fair. You don't want to be caught dead wearing the same Crosby sweater at a wedding that you wore to Easter dinner a month prior.

Thrashers FC?

Maybe he's a true patriot just trying to see if our nation has learned anything since the last bombing? You know, like the awful ending (Spoiler Alert!) in Non-Stop where those former troops were still pissed about security following 9-11? God the ending of that movie was AWFUL.

Are you sure he isn't saying "I will now demonstrate how a coat tied around the waist provides NO protection against a baseball thrown at high velocity." ?

Between this and the razor blades on the playground equipment I'm feeling good about my not too distant move to Chicago.

Don't worry Monty. I and pretty much everyone else would be happy to remind you about the time Mercer beat Duke for the rest of eternity.