The most amazing thing about this is that Jeep sponsors Juventus?!

What do you want them to do? Mario Balotelli wasnt available.

His worst feature, out of many, is that he'll say he's excited to see "Team A" vs "Team B" which would be a POTENTIAL second or third round game.

As a Cubs fan I was a proud member of the since dissolved "Fuck LaTroy Hawkins Fan Club".

Uhhh, Four Loko is NOT soft stuff. I'm pretty sure people use bath salts to come down off that mess.

That means I haven't seen a single second of Villanova basketball this year. Should I have them winning 1 game in the tourney? 3? None?! Or should I just throw my bracket away now?

Unemployed People Rally For Unemployed Player

Southern idiots terrify me

Counterpoint: Farts are the best.

The worst part is the video was recorded in Portrait mode

What they don't tell you is that one of those more talented players is Steve Nash

"I see black people..."

Hmmm, after being drafted by the Browns I could pick the lock on my handcuffs with the paper clip then break the window of my jail cell with the brick then run for the hills?

Boxing > UFC. Always and forever.

Considering they don't call traveling he'll fit right in in the NBA

No good soul patch goes unpunished

From what I've seen so far, these dogs are actually the BEST part of Sochi. They should be releasing more stray dogs instead of exterminating them.

Todd Bertolli

Russia is so weird.

Yep. Things will be juuuust fine in Sochi.