Define "Soon"....

Slim Reaper is wayyyyy better than Durantula. Or The Durantula. Whatever it is.

People on ludes should not be interviewed

Thank you. As a VA resident I was afraid you'd say we hate WV. I pay them no mind. But MD can fuck off.

At Cameron Indoor Harden gets called for a Charge there

Different sport, but you can routinely get right-behind-the-dugout seats at most Pirates games for around $50. I'm sure for that price you can play an inning in RF for the Marlins but still, its an amazing value.

Gravity is incredibly overrated. Visually its amazing but that wears off after a while and Sandra Bullock just becomes some gasping/crying/freaking out woman floating through space.

Relax Browns fans. As soon as Mike Holmgren wakes up from his nap and signs the proper paperwork you'll have your coach.

Professional singers would tell us that their voice IS an instrument.

I like this. I'd also like metrics on how many times Dick Vermeil cried during his postgames. Or how many times Andy Reid showed up with Bloomin Onion in his mustache.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who notices Ballack seething with rage whenever Lalas talks.

But when are they replacing Alexi Lalas???

$100,000 in Kiwi money?.......That's a lot of money to spend on fruit!

Why is he so excited to see his favorite team go to Seattle and lose by 20+?

Wait, no Rick Reilly? Shouldn't that be on these lists forever? How many stories about so-and-so kid with so-and-so disease who happens to be a fan about so-and-so team can one man pump out?

Thanksgiving feels like the NFL. New Year's feels like the Winter Classic and Bowl Games. But I don't think I'll ever feel a relationship between Christmas and the NBA.

Worst key party ever.

This guy should also be sitting outside of the The Simpsons corporate offices

Maybe he saw the pumpkins STILL sitting on the front porch and thought, "Fuck this place." Lunatics clearly live there.

Can Brian McCann please tell me if this is ok or not?