Item most coveted on the gift registry? Scissors.

I'll be happy if they can avoid whatever group has Belgium as the #2.

Oooof. These guys have lived in Maryland AND Western PA?

Please bring back Titus Young.

I will forever look at ANY college football ranking, see Virginia Tech, and think "That's too high.".

Looks eerily similar to the 2012 Philadelphia Eagles Season in Review video.

Ahhh yes. Can't wait for all those awesome Notre Dame games NBC will be airing instead!

This man can't possibly be on PEDs! If he bloop singles to left for a hit, you must acquit.

Something tells me a lot of those people will be the ones employed to clean up that mess the next day.

Par for the course here in DC.

That poor phone, having to be owned by a complete psycho.

Randy Moss Horseshoe Tournament Grand Prize: Straight cash homie

Alka-Seltzer giveaway night?

That guy can motor! Reminds me of a lighter, less hairy, different sport playing Christian Okoye. But with a bigger penis.

I thought Pete Incaviglia retired?

Brilliant P.R. move, covering up all those cheers for a Blaine Gabbert injury with cheers for a simultaneous Adrian Peterson 60 yard TD.

Eagles fan here requesting an appendix to #1. I know Reid called most of the shots but as O.C. I'm sure Mornhinweg had a big hand in establishing the Birds' standard 80-20 pass-run ratio.

Isn't this also how they used to bring Larry Eustachy back to Ames, Iowa after road games?

Fuck you, Nature

Yea, the editing may need some work. But I challenge you to find a better exercise video illustrating how to drop a few pounds in a matter of minutes.