4 different variations of Whiskey Dick are banned?! But how else are they supposed to explain why they weren't able to get it up during forced intercourse with a woman because she was trying to learn to read?

No blood or guts but definitely a broken McRib or two.

Just bracing for another potential Giants run. I want some strange.

Although the 2 games have been great, I'm not prepared to live in a world where the Pats and Giants play each other in another Super Bowl. I'm not even sure if I can stomach watching just the Pats again.

/sad trombone

Speaking of elite, Joe Flacco is GARBAGE. And only a lunatic would let him throw it 34 times while giving Ray Rice 12 carries.

While walking into 7-11 tonight (to turn $2 into $550M) an excited old lady in the parking lot was pointing out to another old lady, Neptune. The planet. I actually stopped and looked to where she was pointing in the sky and it looked like she was pointing directly at the moon. But there were 2 tiny bright…

Wait, people still think JFK was assassinated by Oswald and Oswald alone?

Math: A number greater than another number is deemed greater than that number and should be counted as such

The only argument I ever see/hear against for these table games is "money doesn't go to schools like the pro-gaming side claims". Ok, if thats the case, doesnt it still create jobs, a destination point for travelers, and an industry that would spurn additional business? Whats your point anti-gambling people?!

Wizards fan here. I can think of no better person to begin this series. That is all.

Speaking of doping - Things I learned during last nights 30 for 30: Ben Johnson loves PEDs, Carl Lewis probably cheated as well, and the USA contingent almost certainly had someone spike Ben Johnson's drinks to ensure a positive test.

I'll withhold judgement until I see footage of the referee's call for a corner kick.

What channel? Can't find it anywhere.

Definitely performed with little gusto and varying hand speeds.

Yea, I remember when the worst case scenario was I didn't get the joke.

I'm surprised to see that there are Skins fans who actually wrote in to agree that they suck because having lived in the DC area most of my life, I've learned that most of them possess only 2 distinct mindsets:

I'm a Reid dis-liker, not hater, but the Eagles play football like Phil Mickelson plays golf. 3rd and 1? How about a 25 yard pass? Sometimes you need to hit a 3-wood off the tee there buddy. A complete inability to gain a single yard? Maybe you should work on those 3 footers.

Tom Coughlin? I still refuse to believe that guy is a good coach. He's reaped the rewards of a ridiculous defensive line and some amazing Super Bowl catches. He's also adopted the Gary Williams style of coaching where his face is permanently red and he screams at anyone in a 10 yard radius. He also sold out his…