I stand corrected. Was going off the fact that every time I turn on a Nats game he has runners on and is sweating bullets. But maybe he's alright.

In semi-related news, Tyler Clippard kinda sucks and will probably cost this team in the playoffs. He's looked shaky for months.

In semi-related news, Tyler Clippard kinda sucks and will probably cost this team in the playoffs. He's looked shaky for months.

Yay football (until NBC shows Bolt). Boo Mike Mayock's ridiculous lisp.

I always enjoy it when someone does something they think is well within reason and literally EVERYONE else thinks they're a complete asshole. It warms my heart.

I was in the grocery store tonight around 6:30 which is prime grocery buying time. Everyone is stocking up for the week except for the guy in front of me who is waiting in line 20+ minutes to buy a single can of air freshener. I wondered why he didn't just go through the self check-out line but he didn't look like…

Romney won't win California but he'll get at least 1 vote there.

Seriously? A mid-day sports show gains viewers as we move into Fall/Winter and loses them during Spring/Summer? I'm pretty sure this can be attributed to none other than the comings and goings of college students.

I was there! And just a few days prior I was lamenting how I've never been at a game where someone has run on the pitch/field/court. Its all it is cracked up to be and more.

I heard the photo shoot had to be delayed while Avery was given a 2 minute break for High-sticking

Reilly submitting this "article" to ESPN reminds me of a Calvin & Hobbes cartoon where Calvin's class is supposed to spend weeks putting together a bug collection for their science class. Calvin forgets all about it until the day the collection is due so he tries to pull something together a few minutes before class…

What he said. I spent the majority of college in a drunken/substance induced stupor and if I could do it again I'd pull back a little. I've tried to impart that knowledge on my junior-in-college aged brother but he sees me living a normal life with a good job so he himself is of the almost always drunk/stoned…

Carlos Marmol tried to leave a note for the media but most of the words were written on the table, 2 feet to the left of the piece of paper.

Eh, I'm sure someone will at least be able to turn this video into some sort of fetish pornography.

"My neck! My back! My neck and my back!"

Cancelling quality television, voting against gay marriage, and racist and anti-soccer tweets only confirm this.

Slightly more believable than the principal in Saved by the Bell developing the chemical formula for Miracle Whip in Mad Men.....30 years in the past!

Rizzo should know fake when he sees it. The majority of the people going to their games are "fake fans".

Paul Reubens: Yankees

I'd reprimand these people for not watching Maury on weekday afternoons anyway but I guess that show does hit a little too close to home.