glenbeneton
GlenBenetton
glenbeneton

Yeah, I can't even fathom. I mean, good for her, absolutely, but wow. I already have chronic health problems, though, so the idea of doing something voluntarily that would make my body work less well just does not compute. I'm similarly baffled by gastric bypass surgery. I'd much rather just be fat!

I’ve never had any good associations with Hooters, but now I do. Kudos to Mariana for being so selfless.

Well, there was a woman who SAID she was sitting right next to her. Remember that asshole reality TV producer who made up a whole story about putting some entitled bitch on a plane? Before he admitted he made the whole thing up, multiple people came forward claiming to have witnessed the incident or personally know

You can dismiss any direct replies he made to you to make up for it!

Not to mention that the “vague, unsubstantiated concerns about safety” are just a dodge from his actual point, which was that no one should ever post pictures of children on social media because he personally doesn’t like them. He only started the “Won’t someone think of the CHILDREN?!” routine after I pointed out

I am horribly allergic to flowers (I’m fine with kittens). I had a (platonic) housemate who would “give” me flowers and insist they be vased and displayed in our shared living room — which basically guaranteed I could not spend more than 20 seconds in the living room until those motherfuckers died and got tossed. I

i live on solar energy

Moist groin slacks.

overkill, again poor innocent crying flowers.

I hate flowers... Because reasons.

I would bet you good money, though, that they got the idea that MCR saved their lives because MCR members spent so much time loudly proclaiming that they were saving their lives.

My Sun Studios pic is inside. With a mic (of course).

Heaven.

How dare you, GlenBenetton? Her halter tops are magnificent. Also, everybody knows that it's her belly button that roams free and does murder. Always the belly button. Think about it! When was the last time you saw it? NEVER, that's when. Murder button is more like it.

I believe you’ve confused an elf with the Southwestern vampire sloth, also known as a riktakivikirakkarakka oomph.

Again, you can’t see the tops of her ears.

They can’t. I read somewhere that in families like the Duggars, the older kids end up raising the younger ones. I’ll bet you the younger sisters are more attached to the older sisters than they are to their creepy mother and father.

Exactly. The detective whose instincts got us stop and frisk was a 62-year-old veteran and had been patrolling that specific neighborhood for years. Somehow the lesson learned from that case was to deliberately expand police harassment instead of getting people out of their cars for extended foot patrols.