Oh, God! There really is a resemblance, LOL!

Reminds me of Merrill Markoe’s bit about why we shouldn’t look to supermodels and actresses for beauty tips—what advice can they really offer besides, “Next time you’re born, try to have better looking parents”?

More like the first five minutes of it.

I’m so glad your friend is out. I want to grab up all those women and girls and hug them silly and then whisk them the hell out of there. Just like I do Haredi women and girls.

I actually appreciate the ones who oppose abortion in cases of rape and incest—at least they're ideologically consistent. It's amazing that the vast majority of people who oppose abortion claim that it's because of the poor precious baby, while simultaneously claiming that whether or not abortion is murder is entirely…

The ones I've seen don't even argue that what he did was the same as what Dunham did; they argue that what he did was basically entirely acceptable, because he was a poor, confused child at age 15, while Dunham was an evil sexual predator at age 6.

You're a goddamned genius.

Nutella fluffernutters?!!!

I take it you are a serious Trekkie ;)

Yup. Looks like my first cat, who ran away when I was little.

so its a maybe?

you probably also keep some under your pillow

Spot! His name was Spot, right?

You’re just toying with me.

Probably.

This is gonna go on all afternoon, isn’t it?

Captain Picard is a doll.

dude, it’s a day ruiner! i have a ton of stomach problems and it’s the center of most of my discomfort.