“I wrote a hit play and directed it...What did you ever do?”

“Fans waved their lightsavers in unison...”

This was the closest I’ve ever come to finding soccer exciting. You had a good run FIFA corruption and I can’t wait for the EA game – dibs on playing as Blatter

It’s true, though. Pools save millions of gallons a day when compared to buying and filling your own ocean.

Hey! I’m jumping in on this old thread to invite you to a private group some commenters and I started. They asked for you so I’m seeing if I could nab you. Got a twitter or something where I can DM you links?

Alright kiddo, I’ve added you. After a follow back we can messge

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They like-like you. So what are we gonna do here? Let’s make this thing official.

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Reply to this if you like my boobs

Because kinja. You can reach out here on an old thread or Twitter or reddit: same username

Awesome. Lots of people will be thrilled to see you!

Dismiss my comments when we’re done?

Reply to this if you like my balls

All the more reason to take her head and burn the rest... or whatever it is you do with elves. RAID: elf with lavender scent, I guess.

Not one of these has referenced her mediocre music, just her looks. So I give you Tay-tay hadouken: