glenbeneton
GlenBenetton
glenbeneton
Sep 2 2016
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“I wrote a hit play and directed it...What did you ever do?”

Jul 11 2015
1

“Fans waved their lightsavers in unison...”

Jun 2 2015
1

This was the closest I’ve ever come to finding soccer exciting. You had a good run FIFA corruption and I can’t wait for the EA game – dibs on playing as Blatter

Jun 1 2015
2

It’s true, though. Pools save millions of gallons a day when compared to buying and filling your own ocean.

Jun 1 2015
1

Hey! I’m jumping in on this old thread to invite you to a private group some commenters and I started. They asked for you so I’m seeing if I could nab you. Got a twitter or something where I can DM you links?

Jun 1 2015
1

Alright kiddo, I’ve added you. After a follow back we can messge

May 31 2015
1

They like-like you. So what are we gonna do here? Let’s make this thing official.

May 31 2015
1

Reply to this if you like my boobs

May 31 2015
1

Because kinja. You can reach out here on an old thread or Twitter or reddit: same username

May 31 2015
1

Awesome. Lots of people will be thrilled to see you!

May 31 2015
2

Reply to this if you like my balls

May 30 2015
3

All the more reason to take her head and burn the rest... or whatever it is you do with elves. RAID: elf with lavender scent, I guess.

May 30 2015
4

Not one of these has referenced her mediocre music, just her looks. So I give you Tay-tay hadouken: