I willed them into existence.

hahaha

Maybe 75% toward yes on the spectrum

No!

Oh, she's definitely on the playlist.

I think his method is more preemptive like eating all mine before I get to it. Side note, I keep mine way up high and out of sight otherwise that jar will be gone fast.

Do you really think Dr Phil is the right choice to help someone with food addiction?

No!

YOU DONT KNOW ME! I CAN STOP WHENEVER I WANT TO!

Maybe I’m maybe I’m still groggy from last night but man did I read your sentence wrong. I was thinking wow, Jesus likes to par-tay! Oh wait. Blow dry!

Michelle is giving her husband the same look you give to a retard child after they’ve tied their own Velcro shoes.

And I want a unicorn that brings me fresh Nutella fluffernutters. It's healthy to want things.

It’s dangerous to be playing with those realistic looking Super Soakers near cops, guys.

Incredibly insensitive comment. whatever point you were trying to make has been vacated by the way you chose to present yourself.