This was my thought.

But Lena Dunham is the victim here! Somehow. She has to the be the victim or her whole worldview will explode.

ATTENTION WHITE SISTREN: BLACK MEN DO NOT OWE YOU THEIR ATTENTIONS, SEXUAL OR OTHERWISE. PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL OF THEIR BODILY AUTONOMY, ESPECIALLY GIVEN HISTORICAL DENIAL OF SAID BY YOUR FUCKING PEOPLE.

I watched three episodes of Girls and couldn’t believe how much it lacked self unawareness. I kept waiting for the punch line— waiting for it to reveal itself as a parody of stereotypical Millenials, waiting for it to let me know it was in on the joke: Hannah is terrible! But I kept watching and came to the horrific…

I think she’s actually attributing that thought to him... which is maybe worse?

There is absolutely nothing about Lena Dunham that I enjoy.

Lest we remind you that it was JEZEBEL that couldn’t get enough of Dunham when her show first premiered. I and many others kept commenting that she was over-rated as fuck and no one at Jezebel would listen.

I’m glad to see that the rape and torture of a young woman was useful to your need to score cheap political points against internet trolls. Apparently, 10 other people feel the same. Bravo!

Thank you for using the story of a woman’s horrifying rape and murder to make a far-flung snarky comparison so you can insult some internet commenters you don’t like.

...Huh.

Not at all meant to be a parody. Just a fun idol trio.

I can totally get behind j-pop-metal weirdness like this and Babymetal.

I think it’s pretty fun.

Dude come on, give him a break. After all, he may have been crafting that response from 2012 AD until June 14th, in the year of our lord 2015 ;)

and it would be like 290138 times better bc fire smells awesome.

penis?

Picture of the suspect.

Do the Aqua Velva!

Poor trees. :(
What did they ever do to him? Jerk.

THATS WHAT IT FUCKIN FEELS LIKE SOMETIMES