Mmmmm...slider.

If he’s 300lbs, the only way he’s 6’2” is standing on an apple box (from which he ate all of the apples).

uhhh, no. The cops killed Gray, and thats why they are in Jail (currently out on bond). Just arresting him because he fled (all though pointless to begin with) was not the reason for them being in Jail.

They are more afraid of going to jail for doing their jobs properly than they are of getting shot on duty.

Budget cuts maybe. I lived about a mile from my k-8 school and still had a bus.

What I find really interesting going along with this, is that many new homes being built have basement apartments ready to be rented out by the owners when they take possession.

This is the stuff nightmares are made of

Gross. Those stupid kids should never have been allowed in that restaurant.

turns out im immortal!

im a special snowflake, my child must go everywhere i go, i get to live my life just as before, everyone else has to just deal with it beacuse im a mom and that rules all.

yes, she should.

totes agree.

That shut-in thing would be so awesome. People should look into that.

“Having a child doesn’t mean you have to stop living your life and limiting where you go...”

Actually, that’s exactly what it means. Having a child means changing your lifestyle significantly.

• I pick this one: “She visits her grandmother’s house for the first time when she’s old enough to pay for her own seat, iPad, and Beats by Dre headphones.” Keep your kid out of my underseat space. It’s mine. I bought it. Your kid is your problem. If she’s not old enough to fly, then she’s not old enough to fly.

Last picture looks like fast and furious 2800

large price for a smallest dick in town

would God approve her sex tape???

but what God will way about Courtney sex tape??