Upscale sushi places always have the most surprising desserts. One place I went to had tiramisu for some reason. It was among the best tiramisu I ever had, too. I was somewhat shocked. This is apropos of nothing, really, but I thought I’d bring it up.

Lauren, the nutcracker guys still roam wild and free like beautiful horses at the Rockaways. Had one like two weeks ago. Solid as always and got me almost-buzzed for $10!

Well if you keep ‘em closed, you might end up with pink in the eye instead.

“JeaNO.”

This song and video make me laugh and I have no idea why.

“Leave it to France to find a way to make a dumb sport dumber.” is my new favorite quote of all time.

I went to a fairly popular NYC BBQ restaurant a few weeks back and paid $4 for two deviled eggs. Is that too much, or about right?

I went to this charity thing about a decade ago and she and her mom were there, and her mom stuffed finger foods into her purse, and that’s all I got.

And this, from one of Sanders’ communications directors:

Welp, thanks for fighting the good (farther-left) fight, Bernie.

But how do we know that curses aren’t real, and that this doesn’t actually lift the curse?

I know.

Guess some people just wanted to kill their buzz.

He and his 26% approval rating are awful. http://www.nj.com/politics/index…

My god, there are people who actually care enough about this to get involved.

I loved me some Lady Sovereign, but man is she TERRIBLE live.

Some communities don’t really need to be communities.

God the comments under the images on the Facebook page are saaaaaaad.

Exactly the point I was snarkingly hinting at.

Not that Obama would confront those pesky human rights issues, though...