Bobby, just to be pedantic, the F1 race there is once a year, so to go twice, you’d have to stay a year+. Which would almost definitely cost more.

Diane, the grapes are outstanding, give them a try.

I love me some Amazon, but the fact that they list the retail price of a six pack of tea infusers as $50 is downright lying.

I love me some Amazon, but the fact that they list the retail price of a six pack of tea infusers as $50 is…

And nothing about Homer’s epic to Marge, possibly the most romantic of them all?

Hate to be that person, but having grown up in that area, it’s the Asbury Park press, not Ashbury. I’m gray anyway, who cares.

Why filming in Paris, though? I don’t get that.

“a variety of New York characters navigating personal relationships and unexpected problems over the course of one day.”

So, what’s the point? An app where you have to opt-in, and can remove anything negative said about you so that only the positives and praise are flowing and ohgodnevermindIgetitnow

“Instead of, say, going to school”

HOLY SHIT “Khosara Khosara”:

Completely understood, but to be fair, he’s an international soccer superstar (Plays for Real Madrid with Cristiano Rinaldo, etc.), so he’s pretty well known by anybody who follows soccer, not just lé French.

Benzema?

As someone who once had to be crammed up against a couple getting to third base on a rush hour L train, I agree that this is a welcome display of decency.

Vice has done “first dates” with a lot of musicians. Andrew WK, etc.

Sexay time! Very nice!

Tomatoes rule, wtf

Formula 1

SUBSTITUTION: Bruno Mars and Ed, too.

Isn’t that the J. Crew Factory?

Didn’t bleach jobs on dudes die a long time ago? Why are they coming back? It’s horrible.