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I made the switch to natural deodorant while quarantining because, after researching it, I learned that you absolutely STINK for 2-3 weeks after starting. Your body needs to “detox”, or whatever.

“But he’s also having a lot of confidence issues with not being allowed to work. Begging my spouse to be turned on by me is the biggest boner killer and marriage ruiner in the world so I’ll take my once a week marriage sex and keep getting the rest of my fix somewhere else.”

His team has also figured out the incredibly difficult idea of “having a video conference”.

“In case you missed it, coronavirus canceled Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom’s wedding. [Page Six]”

I liked his bit about Ariana and his “big dick” too.

My friend did the hair for this shoot and told me about it. That’s the exact right answer. 2:30am was the call time.

There’s a lot of people for whom fast food is not a treat or a drunken luxury. These people are lower income and / or live in food deserts. Fast food chains are often among the only places that sell prepared food in these areas. There’s a lot of people who will eat healthier, by default, if fast food writ large makes

You’ll notice, too, that the people who complain that Bernie Sanders “isn’t even a Democrat” are making no noise over the fact that Bloomberg LITERALLY SPOKE AT THE RNC.

Where in all this self-righteousness and hysteria does she take responsibility to losing to (the other) most unpopular candidate in history? Or her husband’s relationship with Epstein?

That’s New York Times liberalism in a nutshell, though, isn’t it? Functionally useless.

No, he’s the fucking best. He’s so sweet and sincere, and his bromance with “Shoobie” is inspiring. Our household is torn between wanting him, Shubham, or Sammie to win.

Also, wasn’t the script like one volunteer’s idea, and it was squashed pretty immediately?

Wow Kris Jenner is a psycho

Yeah, expecting West Wing-obsessed centrists to get this done any sooner was always going to be futile.

This season is incredible so far.

Warren voted FOR SESTA/FOSTA, right?

Democrats: “Bernie is bad on race.”

Nearly every public / municipal ISP in the US has been a success. Nearly every one is also getting sued / lobbied against by telecom providers.

Marianne still more politically qualified than Sam Bee, though.