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This is an unbelievably good move.

The ten people in the stadium must have gone wild.

This is the culture the alt-right wants to save.

Good on you for sticking up for Sallie Mae though

The money I borrowed as a barely 18 year old getting advice from guidance counselors and every day Boomers who never had college debt and then watching in horror as the economy they thought would give me a job high-paying enough to pay that debt off crashed a year before I graduated? That money?

I mean, you’ll get no argument from me. But he is the most petty human being in the world, and ignores nuance and logic at every step. He’ll go after it, and the chuds will follow, because they’re chuds.

She and Sanders are the only two major candidates who are actually thoroughly progressive. I hope she does well.

“She is just as progressive” - no she isn’t.

There is an indescribable sadness to this story.

“True crime” series are gross for this reason alone. Shit is so exploitative.  

Is Lil Xan relevant and I’m out of touch and in my 30s, or is he irrelevant and it is understandable that I have no idea what he is?

None of the codes listed work for the 3rd option (iPhone 6/7/8).

None of the codes listed work for the 3rd option (iPhone 6/7/8).

For years I had a girlfriend who squirted nearly every time she came. It doesn’t matter how it happened (Oral, fingers, PIV, clit, g-spot, whatever), it just happened about 90% of the time. And though she had had orgasms before me, she never had that happen before. We were both pretty perplexed.

I do hope that the nauseating and false “Bernie Bros only support white dudes” trope will finally die when someone, anyone realizes how hard they (We?) love AOC. Turns out that actual progressives are exciting!

Situation’s complete reversal from early Jersey Shore Situation has been the best part of the newer Jersey Shore seasons. He’s just so lovable now. Friendly, goofy, sober and an advocate for staying sober, and loves cake. He’s a treat.

Don’t forget about Mitt Romney’s “brave” op-ed!

I am admittedly a dude, but I recently started trimming my armpit hair down to minuscule levels, and it makes life so much better. Less sweating, less stinking, and deodorant lasts longer. I’m telling everyone I know to shave their pits. It rules.

The only people who care about the deficit are people who want to use it as an excuse to take away social safety nets from poor people. It’s an inherently right-wing worry. Don’t fall for it.

I said it earlier, I’ll say it again: Cooper is a descendant of the Vanderbilts. AOC is the enemy, to him. 

Cooper is a living descendant of the Vanderbilts. He hates what she stands for. Go AOC!