Drunk at Penn Station at 10?

Dick Cheney is in this issue TOO? That's a must-buy if I ever saw one!

He's the only Shark I follow on Twitter, so I'm happy for him.

I don't hate this show but I am a little bummed that it's based on Ellie Kemper almost playing Erin from The Office again.

You and me both! :)

I had to take a Red Cross disaster preparedness class in the wake of Hurricane Sandy. They recommended making a Go Bag as well!

Cabs are always so hit or miss. I almost got kicked out of a cab for getting to second base. However, the cab driver who had to pull over to let me puke while I was wearing a fake wrestling championship belt was laughing the entire time.

Admittedly I don't watch much of this show, but how many characters have hyphen names?

Taylor Swift is a brand and an image, not a person. A capitalist visage.

Pitbull 2016

I worked in a non-academic, very low low low LOW on the proverbial totem pole staff position in a major university, and I was told explicitly not to have relations with any students (Faculty and other staff were okay, though) because of power imbalances. I had zero power, mind you, but it was pretty easy not to have…

Looks like Kim Jong Un is losing a little weight.

I met JoJo and her mom at the charity event I volunteered for like eight years ago. JoJo was still under 18 so she had to bring her mom with her, I guess? Anyway JoJo's mom kept shoveling finger desserts into her purse. My friend's girlfriend and JoJo talked about dresses for a while, too. She was very sweet.

It makes sense. When I think of "sick beats", I quickly think of Taylor Swift.

No worries! I cannot begrudge anyone who had to shovel today. I live in an apartment building; I do zero shoveling. Heaven.

It was a Tuesday, so that makes sense.

No, I didn't! I didn't ask her to, either. I spent like $60 (Two lap dances + tip) and then we just sat down and had a few beers. Granted it was a slow night, but that was the odd thing. It's not like I was being cheap either, I was buying the beers and strip club beers are not cheap. And I told her on more than one…

The only time I went to a strip club for my birthday, myself and a stripper talked about Marilyn Manson / various other metal groups for like 90 minutes and kept pounding beers together after my lapdance. She kept shooing other potential customers away. I'm not even sure why it happened. But it was a Tuesday, so maybe…

They always had great sales on dude shoes. Thanks for the memories, Piperlime.

Whenever I try to grow a beard it comes in red as hell like Chuck's and that makes me mad so I'm rocking bald face until this dude is totally out of public awareness.