That was one of the first questions I got on Trivia Crack. He probably just started playing as well.

LMAO that's not the public execution, that's Mecca. That's the Kaaba, where Muslim pilgrims pray.

SORRY CANADA

The two corniest people in the world do Broadway versions of rap.

On the L the other day, one of the Showtime kids said "Don't try this at home; try it at work so you can sue."

"Vanity" sized magnums? Wha?

They make money for vast criminal networks, who do much worse things (Think trafficking) than sell a knockoff Gucci bag.

I work in IT at a university. FERPA prevents me from doing so much of my job, or at least makes it ten times more complicated than it should be.

Kevin Hart's confidence in his spelling is sadly misplaced.

My girlfriend and I met on a dating site/app. We both agreed a few months later to deactivate/delete/etc. dating accounts.

"Oh shit, I need to call the cops. How do you spell 911?" - Floyd Mayweather

First Taylor Swift, now the outdated monarchy. Leave my poor city alone.

The Waitresses!

The Upper West Siders deserved it.

This is a good first step. Here's to hoping that South Korea bans all selfie-sticks, just to be safe, and the rest of the world follows suit.

Joke's on you Shrayber, I wack off before everything.

America: "We celebrate a holiday that was borne from one group of people sharing a meal with the group they ended up obliterating. At this point, the blood's on our hands - might as well just go for it."

Should've just said, "She has a nice butt, ya ya ya."

Is the Weather Channel even profiting though? http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/layof…

I like her too, but man she SUCKS live. I nearly fell asleep.