Narc

Yeah, but then you have to go to Cleveland...

Proof: http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/20…

Fuck it, if there's an open bar I'll go anyway.

I'm so happy that I'm not one of the many who have deluded themselves in to thinking that kale tastes good.

Exactly. Summer so far has me checking my shorts every time I leave the bathroom, just in case.

How the hell do you drop your weed in the fries? That shit stays in my pocket and I guard it with my life.

Add tomato and sliced turkey to that. Get ready for the best sandwich of your life.

"Uh, what's baseball?"

Their prince is in another castle now. :(

The French don't think the Roma are great, either.

Reading his other tweets, I sincerely think he is just trolling / fucking around.

I sincerely was thinking the same thing! Incredible.

I blame the NRA.

I just bought three pairs of pants (Two slim khakis, one pair of jeans) from the J.Crew Factory the other day.

Jesus Christ CNN we get it the plane is missing

Larry Wilmore co-created "The PJs"???????

Well, the donor was either Peter North or EXTREMELY sore that night.

You mean "The back of a Volkswagen?"

My ex had a gyno whose last name was Kuntz.