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If there's one thing that taught me that Facebook don't take kindly to complainers, it's their reaction to the complaints about every dumb layout change. :p

I don't disagree with most of that. I think the context part is solved by realizing that most of the censorship on Facebook is done by algorithm and the part left to humans is likely done by someone(s) paid not very handsomely with a queue of posts to review thousands of lines long. They're not putting the thought

It ISN'T a problem with Facebook, though.

"I wanna blow a horse...

"So we don't talk about anything unless it's the worst possible thing that could ever happen to anyone in the world?"

This is literally the definition of a "first-world problem" (awful term, I know).

Idiot 1: I bet I could throw you off of this roof into a pool.

The better question is, why do I have justify not wanting a certain sexual act done on me?

No I just know what I like. If something is uncomfortable I don't do it.

If I'm offered a handjob and nothing more, I just politely decline. Most of the time they're uncomfortable and, in all honesty, I can give myself a better one. Also, no one really ever shows any enthusiasm in an HJ-only situation. The post-sex-I-wanna-make-you-come HJ is different, though.

"Lesbian Furies" sounds like it came from an XXX parody of "The Warriors".

Here's the Google Translation from the Youtube description. Could just be poor Google Translation though; in fact if you read all of it, there is definitely some very very inaccurate translation going on here:

I watched "Midnight Express" yesterday for the first time yesterday, so this confuses my opinion of Turkish prisons even more.

What's their policy on pets?

If my partner had that atrocious phone case, I'd never sext them ever.

The thing I'm most curious about is, you know, shouldn't the hospital know how she got there?

But on the bright side, it makes for great trench humor.

Civility is a dying art.