Erm.

The problem with that though, is that porn sex and non-porn sex is still sex. And in porn, you have a lot of sex (Some performers can have 5 or more different partners in one shoot). So HIV spreads a lot faster. And those people have non-porn sex as well. So the industry is not the cause of the problem, but it helps…

I'm so down with being a stay at home husband or dad. Good cook, good at cleaning. I'm there. Sign me up.

*sings* I saw Miley twerking Santa Claus.

Never running again.

I'm really going to love this if those black panties belong to Rosie The Nosy Neighbor, and the whole thing just comes back to "Trapped In The Closet".

Wow.

I was thinking the same thing. Not that what's happening to the orcas isn't bad, it most certainly is, but how many dogs and cats were brutalized while being "domesticated" and tamed?

As someone who has waited tables before, I've worked in places that were open for Thanksgiving anyway. A lot of people like to go out to eat on Thanksgiving, especially couples and people who have to work that day (Not just retail. I work IT now and it's a 24 hour operation, so we have people who will be working that…

I read his "autobiography" over three average toilet trips. It was honestly sorta funny.

I read his "autobiography" over three average toilet trips. It was honestly sorta funny.

Aubrey Plaza live-tweeting her first attempt at anal?

Futurama covered this already

I've done my own, um, scientific research and I'd say about half of my hookups, historically, have said that they just wanted to "get fucked".

Rubulad is presenting it?

Half of my high school golf team was female.

Whiel I absolutely agree with the sentiment, Mayim has a PhD in neuroscience. Not saying that makes her a capable mother, but, she's not... Jenny McCarthy.

Yet on Halloween we always find ways to make it work.

PETA can pry my turkey from my cold, dead, gravy-covered and wine-drunk hands.

Are guys supposed to like leather couches Chelsea?