My new life goal is to pee in one of those.

Dude is awful, look at his bio. Very dorky.

I'm good either way haha. I love the beach and I love boardshorts so Hawaii works, but London means all of Europe possibly as well. We have a few months to plan, let's not rush it!

Haha I'm fine with it as well. Where to honeymoon?

I'm in my mid-to-late twenties! Hope you like 'em a little younger!

I will never use Instagram ever ever ever.

Haha I've noticed that the stock online dating answer is Bukowski. And I love Catcher In The Rye :( And all of Salinger's short stories, too.

I have a 3 year old cat! Favorite author?

None that I'm aware of. Are you a dog person or a cat person? I'm both, honestly.

There's a first time for everything haha

Crazy families are my favorite. I'm in.

After! More presents! Haha

I'm a few states south and a city-dwellin' something or another, but I always thought I'd do well in the mountains. Still sounds good!

That's fine by me too. Alright, let's do this.

Alright, so I'm picking out rings. Do you mind if I go for an artificial diamond? I saw this documentary on conflict diamonds and now I'm weary.

If you tell me that "Logan's Run" was better than "The Hunger Games" I may actually beg you to marry me haha.

Longest relationship I ever had ended, and my girlfriend told me that among the reasons she was leaving was that I wasn't muscular enough. I'm a tall, very skinny dude.

She's a high school junior, which makes her 16 or 17 at best. Do you call all 17 year olds "fucking morons" or just when you're cloaked behind internet anonymity?

She's in high school. As in, a teenager. I've gotten a lot smarter since I was a teenager. Cut her some slack.

Honey Boo Boo with the best tribute ever.