Thanks for not posting my Craigslist missed connection about my dream woman who loves Doritos and Albert Camus and also thinks Kurt Russell peaked in the 80s.

A former contest on "The Bachelor" (Not even the bachelor) is a celebrity?

Just tell her to call me. I'm a good cook and excellent with cleaning and children.

There is a Chrome extension that creates a saved tab session. It's free. I forget the name because I'm not home right now. Super easy and effective though. I think I looked for "Save all tabs" if that helps.

1. Aaron Paul is really milking"Breaking Bad" as long as he can and it's getting to be a bit much.

"Yes Biebs, it's all about the #music." - Beethoven

WAIT SO BRITNEY DIDN'T WRITE THAT SONG????

I guess we all deal with our depression differently. You stared at cat food for ten minutes, and I simply couldn't leave bed for four days straight.

Sometimes I feel that way too, Lady Gaga.

If I never hear another thing about "Romeo And Juliet", no matter how they spice it up, or update it, or make subtle changes, it will be too soon. So goddamned sick of this story.

Fair enough. Didn't realize he wrote for The Daily Show, I just know and enjoy his standup. You can then hopefully understand my confusion.

John Oliver stole that TWC quote from half the people I follow on Twitter, apparently. I think Wyatt Cenac said it almost immediately after the shutdown. Somebody did though.

I know Marina sort of well. This is definitely not fake.

I'm going to start calling my ladyfriend's thighs "inexcusable", but in a complimentary context, i.e. "your ass is crazy" or "them thighs are inexcusable". I'll get yelled at the first few times but hopefully she ends up finding it endearing. Somehow.

Oh I slept through most of it, woke up and saw the end, and just wept. IDGAF it killed me haha

She made me watch it!

I cried at the end of "The Notebook" and my high school girlfriend laughed at me.

I just think that it's an extremely sad by-product of American consumerism that what brings about "fall" for so many people is not the cool evening breezes, or changes of colors in the foliage, but artificial pumpkin flavoring in your overpriced corporate latte.

Next time Drake mentions that he's thug, someone should remind him that he was on Ellen. I love her to death, but that's pretty much the opposite of thug.

The L train in NYC. :)