I've seen a dude finger-sexing a lady on the L train TWICE in the past year. Different couples. Morning rush hour.

As a man who enjoys anal with a consenting and enthusiastic ladypartner, there's a few things that make it great:

I don't feel bad for anyone here.

Well not constantly, there's a few few-minute breaks here and there. Changes in speed, etc. And "boring" is subjective and almost insulting.

No it generally goes a lot quicker when I fly solo.

Neither from me. Anti-depressants keep me from finishing quickly. It sort of sucks. Mind you, my current lady says she prefers "too long" to "too quickly" so, you know.

My sex generally lasts around an hour or longer and is super sweaty because my room isn't that well ventilated. So I think I'm still good not going to the gym or either way I'm not going to the gym.

If the train is pretty much empty anyway, like in most of the first two pages of this Tumblr, then who cares?

As a NJ expat, thank you. Our little state has so much to offer.

Drugs? Cool.

Read the headline, thought pedophilia.

I'm really happy that El-P made this list. For all the horrible white rappers who are popular right now; El has been doing it forever and is incredible.

Lots of doses of cognitive dissonance.

Aside from all the millions of things one could criticize about this, we must give attention to the fact their website is literally the ugliest thing ever. Apt, I suppose. But it is awful.

I want to promote this 50 more times. It's a stupid celebrity parody account. They are the worst.

brb, going to stock up on toilet paper and Cholula's.

It took her 35 years? That's like three miles a year. That's really slow.

"One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic." - Justin Bieber

Which is surprising. I thought it was really really blatant!

I'm looking at this from the angle of "Let's troll people who reblog/share stupid high school-philosophy level quote pictures on social media". And, in that light, it's sort of funny. It just goes to show you how generic so much of that life-affirming babble I see constantly in my newsfeed is.