You're right. He probably had no input that his second single to hit the charts, no matter when he wrote it, was this song.

Someone Poppy (Yes, he's pop) exploiting the LGBTQ community for cash? Feel like there's been a few other artists who have done this.

Overheard in the Jenner/Kardashian household:

Internal ejaculation

An important thing to note about Le1f in the ass argument is that he is openly gay. So using him as an example for female assploitation is sorta ehhhhhhh. Especially since there's tons of sexy dudes in his video too.

More cultural fetishism!

Ugh god no no no no no no no no no no no.

"So Mrs. Ball, what would you like to name your daughter?"

Of course it's on Morgan Avenue! Of course!

I certainly agree about the commercials. They're awful. But his Sandy efforts were very very genuine, I feel. The fact that he kept Mitt out of the state, right before elections, and brought Obama in was a big deal. I don't like most of the guy's politics, but his Sandy efforts were one of his few shining moments.

Oh Chris Christie. Sometimes you are so good to my homeland (This, Hurricane Sandy efforts, calling out Rand Paul and the Libertarians), and sometimes you are so so awful. Ugh.

I'm not super patriotic, but this is the Olympics where I hope America beats Russia in everything and Zach "Dreamboat But I Hate Him Because He Left For Minnesota But Still Sorta Have A Mancrush On Him" Parise wears a gold medal and flips off Putin or something.

Slightly OT but if you look at the schedule of upcoming AMAs, Ron Paul is going to be there on 8/22, which will forever be known as the day Reddit became completely self aware.

You must like your job more than I like mine. :)

So, pros:

As someone who may have known some people who totally aren't me by the way that have done coke,

[Michael Jackson - little boy joke]

No no NO! As a weiner-haver, I can tell you from experience that you MUST use your armpit for successful condom application!

Whenever some says they "hooked up" I have to ask if they went full sexytime or just made out, because I've heard it both ways often enough.

Step 1: Go on Netflix.